I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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