he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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