She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
