By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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