We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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