North Korea, Best Korea!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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