All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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