Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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