I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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