Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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