Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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