he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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