In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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