your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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