I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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