i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize