Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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