We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
third nipple confirmed
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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