How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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