yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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