I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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