youre lurking in front of me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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