Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
