i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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