i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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