Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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