their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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