So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
