I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
