So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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