I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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