I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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