im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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