I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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