What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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