Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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