Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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