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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.

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(636): View more from Missouri

So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)

(708): View more from Illinois

WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE

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(970): View more from Colorado

I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons

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(516): View more from New York

Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.

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(850): View more from Florida

HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.

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