I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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