i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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