soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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