super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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