Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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