Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
