People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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