You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize