five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
