I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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