just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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