turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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