If that was your dad, he is hot
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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